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Mumei
An cute owl who protects the human civilization, even thought half the time she forgors most likely. Has a Clickety Clackety keyboard.
Mumei by DarkGearDragon September 7, 2021
bog mummy
Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.
Nanashi Mumei
A member of the Council and the Guardian of "Civilization," a concept crafted by mankind.
As a living embodiment of the sum of mankind's efforts—the mark that humans have left on the world—she is far removed from her fellow members, as well as other lifeforms. Due to not being created by the Gods, she was free to choose her own appearance, and decided to make herself owl-like, after the bird that symbolizes wisdom.
She is gentle, wise, and an unbelievably hard worker. As a well-traveled vagabond, she is blessed with a wealth of knowledge of the world. She has seen, heard, and experienced so many things that she has forgotten most of them, one of them being her own name.
For some reason, she seems to project a rather pitiable aura. Perhaps this is in part thanks to the loneliness she has often felt in her perennial travels. That is what gave her the idea of making her own friend out of a material that was indispensable to the development of human civilization: paper.
Just copy and her about section on Youtube. Also hella of a crackhead too.
As a living embodiment of the sum of mankind's efforts—the mark that humans have left on the world—she is far removed from her fellow members, as well as other lifeforms. Due to not being created by the Gods, she was free to choose her own appearance, and decided to make herself owl-like, after the bird that symbolizes wisdom.
She is gentle, wise, and an unbelievably hard worker. As a well-traveled vagabond, she is blessed with a wealth of knowledge of the world. She has seen, heard, and experienced so many things that she has forgotten most of them, one of them being her own name.
For some reason, she seems to project a rather pitiable aura. Perhaps this is in part thanks to the loneliness she has often felt in her perennial travels. That is what gave her the idea of making her own friend out of a material that was indispensable to the development of human civilization: paper.
Just copy and her about section on Youtube. Also hella of a crackhead too.
"Civilization is temporary, humanity is temporary, you are all going to die one day!" -
Nanashi Mumei 4/18/22
Nanashi Mumei 4/18/22
Nanashi Mumei by Decay (Mumei Simp) April 23, 2022
Mumen Rider
Mumen Rider is a character in the highly acclaimed anti-shounen anime, One Punch Man.
He is the top class C hero and a man of incredibly integrity, facing any challenges that comes his ways. Despite knowing that he is no match for some of the dangers he faces, he continues to strive further.
He is legitimately one of the bravest characters in anime. He knows damn well he's just some dude on a bike. He knows there's no way he could fight half the crazy shit happening in his world. But he doesn't care. He'll go down screaming and fighting an impossible foe because it's the right thing to do and he stands by his ideals, even unto death. Mumen Rider is the embodiment of the human spirit and what it means to be a hero.
He is the top class C hero and a man of incredibly integrity, facing any challenges that comes his ways. Despite knowing that he is no match for some of the dangers he faces, he continues to strive further.
He is legitimately one of the bravest characters in anime. He knows damn well he's just some dude on a bike. He knows there's no way he could fight half the crazy shit happening in his world. But he doesn't care. He'll go down screaming and fighting an impossible foe because it's the right thing to do and he stands by his ideals, even unto death. Mumen Rider is the embodiment of the human spirit and what it means to be a hero.
Why is Mumen Rider my favourite character? Why do I like him so goddamn much?
WHY DID I GET TEARY WHEN HE FOUGHT THE SEA KING?
WHY DID I GET TEARY WHEN HE FOUGHT THE SEA KING?
Mumen Rider by Wizza McGee December 29, 2016
Cummy mummy
When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips
Cummy mummy by Cactus wank August 11, 2016
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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