A turd which sticks it's arms and legs out and simply refuses to go down until it's had numerous flushes. Often leads to brown markages on the pan sides / floor.
I usually wear three shirts. If I take the top one off there is a chance I'm going back out. If I take the middle one off, I am not leaving for sure. If I take the final one off I am going to bed. Multishirting is the best.