I usually wear three shirts. If I take the top one off there is a chance I'm going back out. If I take the middle one off, I am not leaving for sure. If I take the final one off I am going to bed. Multishirting is the best.
Simultaneously having an online IM chat with several people while also sitting within conversation distance of said people in real life, especially on Facebook.
Random guy: Hey, what are you guys all laughing about?
Chatting guy: We're all multichatting on Facebook.
(gets a message)
Chatting guy: LOL, he totally does!