multiballing 

Subliminally tricking your friend(s) into being schizophrenic by strategically putting a fake word that they made up or a fake word that you want them to believe into your text messages or speech.

"My friend said he saw a new gamemode in a game we played but it didn't actually exist so we did some multiballing to make him think it was actually real and to become schizophrenic."

multiballing by stayhuskyfellas April 3, 2021

multifailing 

What actually is happening when some people think they are mutitasking. Often involves long periods of silence or saying "uuuummm" on the phone with manic keyboard tapping in the background.

"Due to the front desk assistant's multifailing, I was put to the wrong voicemail twice"

multifailing by Chuck Lindo July 14, 2007

multitalking 

it is when you are talking about different topics with the same person at the same time. yeah. its possible. believe me.

H: how are you?
J: my dog died.
H: that's sad
J: i'm fine
H did you bury it?
J: i got a cold the other day
H: me too.
J: yeah. in the backyard
H: i took neozep. did you?
J: sorry you couldn't come
H: no i'm sorry
J: i did. i think its gone now.
H: hey, we're multitalking.

multitalking by mi and ma March 14, 2010

Multibasking 

Someone you work with who tries to take the credit for every project they can, whether or not they had worked on it or had any meaningful input. Usually an insecure boss, or delusional ambitious corporate climber.

I hate it when Jane starts multibasking. She had nothing to do with the deal.

Did you see Simon in that meeting? He was multibasking like crazy, taking credit for the entire project.

Multibasking by mintyman November 21, 2010

Multitalking 

(1) discussing more than one topic simultaneously in a singular conversation

(2) When a response does not naturally or logically follow a statement in a single conversation because multiple topics are being discussed simultaneously between two or more people.

(3) when two typically scatterbrained individuals discuss a variety of topics in a conversation that makes no sense to an objective Observer but can only be followed completely by the two people having the conversation

(4) a lack of agreement between assertion and response in the progression of a conversation because two people are discussing a variety of things at once

Were you just multitalking about bread and radios?

Multitalking by Strong Compassion December 7, 2017