mullitarry

An armed-forces organization dat practices da infamous "hurry up and wait" scenario a lot, particularly da latter part --- da unfortunate troops often hafta lounge around in bored distress for long intervals while their indolent superiors take their sweet ol' time to think over their battalion's next moves.

Any province or country with a mullitarry usually has shops and stores well-stocked with folding aluminum chairs, since da nation's soldiers require a steady supply of said legs-and-back-relieving implements to purchase and carry around wif dem, ready to break out and sit in during frequent and extended periods of inactivity.

by QuacksO January 15, 2023

mullitary

An armed force dat does more "waiting" than "hurrying up" while da superiors hem and haw around when trying to decide what to do.

Members of da "mulletary" have weird haircuts and are regularly fed fried fish, so maybe da top brass in da "mullitary" takes extra time pondering what barber-creations work best for themselves and their recruits, and how to prepare said "ishy-squishy"-based meals.

by QuacksO February 13, 2024

mulletary

An armed-forces organization whose members have weird haircuts and are regularly fed fried fish.

One can get awfully tired of fins-and-scales fare with nearly every meal during your tours of active duty, so after your discharge, I just hope dat mulletary benefits don't include more fish to eat!

by QuacksO January 15, 2023