The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.
Bob: "Hey bill."
Bill: "HI!"
Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"
Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"
Bob: .....
-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"
1. Vulgar description of a Mullet (10-90, Kentucky Waterfall, Business in the front-Party in the Back)
2.Can be indeering at times, depends on context of sentence
1. How Mulletious is Tollylooking today?
2. Wow, you are so mulletious it makes me hot.
an act that can only be performed while seated, by repeatedly bringing both thighs together as if clapping it but without the knees touching. While fidgeting is commonly driven by anxiety, thigh-mulation is done particularly to stimulate the genital region in a discreet thrusting manner.
In the coffee shop...
Girl 1 : Look at the guy on the next table. Fidgety like that, he must have had 10 espressos. And he's looking at us.
Girl 2 : I don't think so. He's just thigh-mulating himself over you.