muldooned

Completely smashed on alcohol and/or other intoxicants

I was completely muldooned last night

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

Muldooned

To break up with a crack head

Get muldooned bitch.

by MuldoonSlayer69 December 1, 2019

Muldoon adventure

An ill fated trip which with hindsight was a mistake, but no lesson is learned from this mistake. Usually, those who take part must walk many miles to get home, from the ill fated location in which the muldoon occurance occured.

Originates from the misprenunciation of "El Dude", a fraternity in which both members took part in unsucessful adventures.

That party was so lame last night.
I know, just another muldoon adventure.

I have a feeling tonight is gonna be a muldoon adventure.

Saturday was just a muldoon adventure.

by Dildo Appreciation Society October 25, 2010

Muldowney

Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.

A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!

by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013

muldoon

A police officer. Old 70s Irish-American slang from New York.

Origin: "Muldoon" is an Irish surname.

Some fuckin' muldoons broke up my party last night.

by sexual mystery December 9, 2014

muldoon

a Muldoon is a male between 25 & 75. They rarely exceed 140 lbs. No job, cut off jeans, trucker hat, stolen sunglasses, cheap tennis shoes or flip flops. Tee shirt usually advertises a national brand beer. His most prized posession is his customized cruiser bike with a seat with springs & high handle bars - 1 speed with coaster brake & a plastic cup holder. Muldoon drinks canned beer in a paper bag.
The Muldoon has an incredible memory for bullshit trivia. Favorite songs include "Hotel California", Maggy May", & "Heart of Gold". Often found in Key West, Hatteras, Margate, NJ,... Ft. Lauderdale is Muldoon Mecca. Muldoons avoid the beach and more often frequent the docks, municipal jail cells, & emergency rooms. The Muldoons girlfriend is a Patti. Pattis have pretty faces with red noses, saggy titties,a hard gut, square asses, and skinny "drinking legs". Pattis are light hearted, Muldoons are often melancholy... under the boardwalk is not just a song, it's a way of life!

Bubsy: Hey, what happened to my beer?
Ed: That Muldoon asked if you were finished & I gave it to him.

by the wetspot March 27, 2008

muldoon

To work an eight hour day regardless of whatever crisis your employees are working on.

I don't care if it gets fixed today, I'm working a muldoon.

by Esphincter November 30, 2006