muldookey

Impossibly large. Larger than the imagination can fathom.

I was running accross campus, after the hottest boy in my class.... I called his name and slipped in a Muldookey puddle as he turned around.

muldookey by lulu January 16, 2003

Muldowney 

Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.

A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!

Muldowney by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013

muldooned 

Completely smashed on alcohol and/or other intoxicants

I was completely muldooned last night

muldooned by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

Muldooned 

To break up with a crack head

Get muldooned bitch.

Muldooned by MuldoonSlayer69 December 1, 2019

Shirley Muldowney 

An anal sex act between inebriated race fans using red hots cinnamon candy for added stimulation

Nice job on that Shirley Muldowney! My ass is on fire this morning and I am going to miss the race.

Shirley Muldowney by Spy_vs_Spy April 26, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022