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Impossibly large. Larger than the imagination can fathom.

I was running accross campus, after the hottest boy in my class.... I called his name and slipped in a Muldookey puddle as he turned around.

muldookey by lulu January 16, 2003

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Muldowney

Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.

A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!

Muldowney by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013

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muldooned

Completely smashed on alcohol and/or other intoxicants

I was completely muldooned last night

muldooned by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

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Muldooned

To break up with a crack head

Get muldooned bitch.

Muldooned by MuldoonSlayer69 December 1, 2019

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Shirley Muldowney

An anal sex act between inebriated race fans using red hots cinnamon candy for added stimulation

Nice job on that Shirley Muldowney! My ass is on fire this morning and I am going to miss the race.

Shirley Muldowney by Spy_vs_Spy April 26, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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