muldookey

Impossibly large. Larger than the imagination can fathom.

I was running accross campus, after the hottest boy in my class.... I called his name and slipped in a Muldookey puddle as he turned around.

muldookey by lulu January 16, 2003

Get merch

Get the muldookey mug.

See more merch

Muldowney

Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.

A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!

Muldowney by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013