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Muldowney 

Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.
A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!
Muldowney by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013
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muldooned 

Completely smashed on alcohol and/or other intoxicants
I was completely muldooned last night
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Muldooned 

Get muldooned bitch.
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Shirley Muldowney 

An anal sex act between inebriated race fans using red hots cinnamon candy for added stimulation
Nice job on that Shirley Muldowney! My ass is on fire this morning and I am going to miss the race.
Shirley Muldowney by Spy_vs_Spy April 26, 2017
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
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