mulaa

sweet pussy mu . this girl is very beautiful and outgoing she don’t chase a bag the bag chases her a real lover girl but a city girl at heart bout her bidness swear to god

Mulaa that bitch pretty

by murawww November 23, 2021

Mulatto Perm

A mix of perm and undercut, popularized by Soundcloud rappers, usually worn by black people, mulattos and white zoomers who want to act and look like black people.

-I sweat to God, every Gen Z kid has a Mulatto Perm.

by karqz August 11, 2021

John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

by MotharChod June 13, 2018

Mulattosis

A condition defined by extreme malice toward and aversion to half of one's own ancestry. This condition only affects those of mixed race (see mulatto). Mulattosis stems from the crippling identity crisis that ensues when a mixed race social justice warrior turns their hatred for the white race inward. Other symptoms include protesting, rattling off statistics, and extreme snark.

The term was first popularized by youtuber "Atheism-Is-Unstoppable".

"That girl yelling about white privilege has a serious case of mulattosis."

by Millenial Scum June 14, 2019

muladi

the true origin of the word "mulatto," Arabic, it means a person or part white and part Moorish origins.

The proper origin of "mulatto" is "muladi," not "mule."

by Caitrin J April 3, 2008