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A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best.
not many can handle her.
someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a fuckkk.
someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.
She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.
She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.
"Damn, did you see Malaak today?" "Yeah bruh, shes lookin fine as always." :]
Malaak by enasadi February 21, 2009
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Malaak is a very sweet and funny girl.She is really good at helping out her friends when they need her and doesn't let them down. Malaak has tendencies of being very organised and keeping things neat and she is also very studious. Malaak always does the right thing but despite her great attitude, she can be sensitive towards what people say to her. Malaak is amazing!!!!!
Friend Thanks for helping me out Malaak!
Malaak by Uh.Kay January 27, 2019
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malaak Malak malaka Malakai Malaika malarkey Malaki malarky Malakhi malakian
A totally cool person who loves to beat Trickadors / Salvatricks in a gum popping contest.

Malaak can be found in the Amazon Forest or at your mom's house, usually hanging with Curious George.

Malaak also means Ecstasy.
Hey did u see that girl Malaak over there? she likes to beat tricks at gum popping contest! I'm scared to compete because I'm a trick... =(
malaak by applejuice123 March 30, 2009
Malaak is a browning banana peel also know as a person slowly dying away from humanity and then still thinking that they are relevant. BUT, she is very relatable and has a good dank meme board on Pinterest.
“Yo, yo, mano did you talk to Malaak today”

“Yea brah; today her memes were FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

“Yea, yea, man. Especially the one about that one man being irrelevant because he doesn’t dispense the sauce.”
Malaak by Maloch ness monster October 14, 2019
Malaika is absolutely DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Her brown eyes are always sparkling , and she has the most beautiful smile in the world. People will often tell her to smile more because the presence of her is a pleasure to anyone. She can be extremely shy and may not seem to speak but is the craziest and cutest person. You never want to loose Malaika, her personality is nothing like anyone else, and hurting her is possibly the worst thing to do. Most of all , she is the Nicest person you will meet in your whole entire life. You can go to her in any situation. She will make you laugh until your sides hurt and won’t be happy until you are happy. When a Malaika smiles any boy will fall right in love with her with her adorable face and without knowing will be in love with her forever.
Malaika is beautiful

I’m in love with Malaika
Malaika by Bellastar March 4, 2019
malaika means angel in swahili and queen in some indian languages, and this is COMPLETELY true. she is the most beautiful girl in the world, she is pretty probably the nicest sweetest girl you will ever meet so freaking cute and adorable it's crazy and super funny. She is also really talented and known for her smarts and intelligence. Everyone is always jealous of her, even her friends want to be like her and every guy longs to be with her. In general, is a girl that is always happy and nice to everyone but if you get on her bad side, she will roast you to death lol.
is that Malaika over there?

yeah she is so cute right?
Malaika by lol.k.hehe June 5, 2019

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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