muffard

What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."

"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."

"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

by lolololololz October 30, 2008