Definitions by Splitter

mufftard 

One who is a retard and also possesses the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Have you seen Shiver lately? What a mufftard."

mufftard by Splitter May 13, 2005

sockdeweller 

One who jerks off into a sock to save cleaning up the mess.

"You should have seen my little Timmy's sock's in the wash. If i didnt know better i'd say he'd been sockdwelling again."

sockdeweller by Splitter May 13, 2005

Spontoon 

Alot of, especially when talking about murlocs.

OMFG theres a spontoon of people

Spontoon by Splitter March 19, 2005

mufftard 

An individual who is retarded and also exhibits the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Omg shiver, stop being a mufftard"

mufftard by Splitter March 19, 2005

sockdeweller 

One who jerks off into a sock in order to not make a mess.

"OMG this sock is filthy, have you been sockdewelling again?"

sockdeweller by splitter March 19, 2005