mufftard
mufftard by BlaineFoster June 26, 2007
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Mufftard
Someone who speaks, but is difficult to understand. Then when you realize what they said, you realize it was stupid.
Related Words
mufftard • Queem of Mufftard • Mefftard • muffard • muffgardener • mufftarkin • Mufftart • Muffturd • muftard
mufftard
Queem of Mufftard
Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.
There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.
There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.
"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."
"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."
"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."
Queem of Mufftard by Switche October 18, 2008
muffard
What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.
Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."
Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."
"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."
"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
muffard by lolololololz October 30, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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