Muffman
The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.
Muffman by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008
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Filliam H. Muffman
Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman
(source: The Colbert Report)
(source: The Colbert Report)
Filliam H. Muffman by Filliam H. Muffman February 12, 2006
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Muffmaster
Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!
Muffmaster by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017
muffmangler
person1:
dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.
person 2:
you fucking muffmangler!
dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.
person 2:
you fucking muffmangler!
muffmangler by mrskag April 3, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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