moffman

Moffman is a horrible person with no friends. He usually has a 1cm dick and moobs.

This Moffman guy has no friends

by Atwat October 14, 2016

Muffman

The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.

There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.

by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008

Filliam H. Muffman

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)

Filliam H. Muffman is two people

by Filliam H. Muffman February 12, 2006

muffmangler

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)

person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!

by mrskag April 3, 2007

Moffan

Someone a bit slow, backward or otherwise brain deficient; a mong. Likely also with a speech defect.

Now you've lowered the tone of the place by bringing your moffan friend along.

by Spikesknife June 5, 2013

mofman

1. The man with 1000 dicks.
2. A hooded phantom who resides in the Holiday Inn who rapes all. Before striking, he says, "I AM MOFOMAN!" and reveals his face. The victim's head immedietly explodes. Mofoman then rapes their bodies.

???? Bob? AHHHHHHHH "I AM MOFOMAN!"
NOOOOOO a silent explosion.

by hugo January 23, 2005

MofoMan

The man with a thousand penis'. Lives in Romania. Shares a castle with Crackular. He drinks Liquid Crack instead of blood.

Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly the man with 1000 dicks. Even if he is MofoMan, he's still buff.

by Gingaaaaaa. May 16, 2010