muffin muffle 

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman

I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.

muffin muffle by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018

muffled muffin moelester 

Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw

Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass

muffled muffin moelester by anonymous March 19, 2022

muffie 

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

muffie by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

mufflin 

When a girl tries to quite down her farts.

Mufflin a fart while on the toilet so it doesn't echo with tissue or toilet paper.

mufflin by Gixxer2k4 January 1, 2014

Muffie 

Slang for vagina

I'm drowning in the muffie
This place crawling with muffie
I am the Muffie-Man

Muffie by Muffie man July 19, 2013

Muffie 

The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

Muffie by natalienovak March 9, 2015

Muffie 

The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

Muffie by natalienovak March 9, 2015