Muffin mix 

I want blow jobs or pussy for tabs.

I got muffin mix

Muffin mix by Fuckyobabydaddy May 16, 2022

California Muffin Mixer 

A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.

I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!

California Muffin Mixer by EggBeater62 December 18, 2011

MuffinMilk 

A fashion brand that is planning a takeover of the world, and have every wearing it.

-Yo dude, like wtf is a MuffinMilk?
-It's a new company bro! Check out their site.
-Oh okay cool.

MuffinMilk by MuffinMilk March 30, 2009

Mixing the muffins 

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins

johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll

Mixing the muffins by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019