muff pie 

The part of the female anatomy (vagina) that has to have pubic hair on/around it.

I went down on my girl last night and I got myself some muff pie.

muff pie by T. Jackson August 18, 2006

Menlo Park Muff Pie 

Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like It’s stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now that’s a Menlo Park Muff Pie

About the size of a city you forget exists

Austin: “You want a Menlo Park Muff Pie?”
Lucas: “What?”
Austin: ...
Lucas: “ You fucking drugga

Menlo Park Muff Pie by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 8, 2020