muff duster

by poop jones December 26, 2003

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Muff Duster

An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.

Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.

by Stevie Y January 25, 2005

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The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.

"I heard that Mike got a Muff Duster after eating out Teresa"

by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013

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Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.

"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."

"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."

by J.Teezy November 29, 2009

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A very, very, very short skirt.

All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.

by lightsguy May 21, 2012

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