muddling

When you dig up a female corpse and put your mouth on (its) vagina, while someone else stomps on (its) stomach. EEW.

Then, I'm gonna dig up your grandma, and have my way with her too! -muddling

by Necrocunnilingus December 4, 2013

muddle

To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner:

...muddled along through my high-school years.

Once a man said "If we could stop mental muddle, life would be blissful to its fullest extent".

by golgy December 21, 2018

Muddle

Unintentional male-on-male cuddling which happens as the result of having to share a bed in a crappy hotel room due to a non-existant travel budget.

Garrett: Dude, wtfuck was that all about last night? You were trying to muddle with me all night!

Brandon: Sorry Bro, I forgot I was sleeping with your stupid ass in this lame motel. My bad. I thought you were my girlfriend.

Garrett: Fuck off, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.

by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010

muddle

* To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner.

* A state of being turbid or confused; hence, intellectual cloudiness or dullness

...muddled along through my high-school years
Once a man said ... 'if we could stop our mental muddle, life would be blissful to its fullest extent'

by golgy December 21, 2018

Muddle

The contraction that is accidentally formed when a person is trying to say muddy puddle.

Dude why did you push me in that muddle.

What?

Damnit I meant muddy puddle

You're retarded

by The Muddle June 28, 2010

Muddle

Its a little puddle of "Mud"

When you go hiking after a rainy day, you have to watch those muddles.

by Babak Nabavian November 26, 2006

Muddle

A puddle of mud that is frankly...disgusting.

"Ahhhhhh! I just stepped in a muddle! Now I have mud all over my shoes. My brand new shoes! It's like a puddle--BUT IT HAS MUUUUUUD."

by Verona September 16, 2008