mud pud

A sloppy, loose, dirty, smelly pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud puddle.

by Mrsoliz October 12, 2017

Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.

"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".

by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017

mud pud

A sloppy, loose, floppy, stinky pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud pud ever...

by Mrsoliz October 19, 2017

Pud Mud

The glazed coating of semen and fecal remnants on the penis after anal sex.

Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.

I got skunk junk from this pud mud.

He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

pud mud

the white sticky substance that drips from yer pud.

Doey was so aroused that he shot "pud mud" all over the house.

by shrektheprek May 16, 2008

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Oregon Mud Puddle

Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.

Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!

by BMOH April 6, 2009