An asshole who is so obsessed with Elon Musk, this is all they talk about with no regard as to how no one gives a shit, jamming him into conversations from every angle.

Man, all he does is go to r/elonmusk and rant on and on about Elon, he's such a Musktard!!

Musktard by Klaatu9898 August 26, 2020

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Muck Tard

A muck tard is a Clumsy dumb fool

A drunk on ice is a muck tard

Muck Tard by koho9 December 31, 2010

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muktard

a retarted eskimo, or other alaskan native

shut up you muktard, go and drink some more listerine

muktard by shavo September 2, 2004

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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