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mr green 

a fat gammon that loves his little piggy dog and loves kids
"mr green is a fat gammon piggy lover"
mr green by pete p[d0- November 14, 2019

Mr.green 

Mr.green a weird ass bus driver looks a man and looks like a guy on vagra and a perv and likes to masturbate on our bus ask like a airplane Captain and all in all out shit head.
Mr.green makes us get out one by one
Mr.green by Ayyy123356 August 22, 2019

Mr.Green 

Oh our dearest Mr. Green, where do we begin? There are so many great things about you, that we can’t even name them all. We appreciate all the tough love, and life lessons you gave us. You’re super funny and one of the best teachers we have ever had. We’re going to miss you next school year. You are our all time favorite teacher, and nobody can ever replace you. Thank you Mr. Green. You made our eighth grade year the best school year of our lives.
Mr.Green is awsome

We love Mr.Green
Mr.Green by Danriverrules01 May 8, 2019

Mr.Green Christmas 

A person who always wants christmas to be greener and more summer-like. Cette person is ussually grumpy or angry. They don't like the cold or snow. The opposite of Mr.White Christmas. Also seen in the Miser Brothers Chritmas.
Happy Fellow: Hey, you wanna come play in the snow?

Grumps: no! I hate the snow.

Happy Fellow: Suit yourself, Mr.Green Christmas.
Mr.Green Christmas by Mr.Shiny December 23, 2008

Mr Green jeans

Game warden … aka game warden , bush pimp , squirrel cop , deer detective etc
Opening morning of duck season , got to my spot 2 1/2 hrs early , got my decoys in & settled in the blind , 10 min before shooting light Mr green jeans comes stumbling in to check my license & ruined my fucking hunt ..
Mr Green jeans by Scratch Legba December 28, 2024

Mr. Green 

A cute green smiley that is a basic staple to all phpbb forum emoticons. It is green, rather than yellow, and displays a huge teethy grin, expressing a large ammount of happiness.
Reply: Jobs!

Hey guys, I just got a raise! :mrgreen: haha I like Mr. Green! lol!
Mr. Green by Jennnnnnnnnnn August 30, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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