mr monkey

a large pink fluffy monkey bummed by a young holly wally waffle

Holly Wally Waffle:(screaming)Mr Monkey i love you i dont want to leave you

by El-Pedro December 24, 2008

Mr monkey

To down a drink, especially pint, very quickly

He’s only gone and mr monkeyed it.

by Mimickhickory599 January 18, 2023

Mr Monkey Pants

A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.

"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"

by White Shadows August 8, 2006

mr money man

when u spend all your money on drip, AKA Harry Ricketts, a sexy mother fucker. He plugs bare tings and is sick.

harry ricketts is "mr money man"

by harry ricketts June 6, 2019

mr money

a sex offender who fiddle with his brother

"mr money stop touching my dick"

by unfunny3 November 23, 2021

Mr. Tit Money

Anagram of Mr. Tit Money himself, Mitt Romney. He aspires to be Mr. Tit Money, President of The United States of America, the biggest tit of them all, and the most money.

"Hey did you vote today?"
"Oh yeah"
"Who?"
"Mr. Tit Money"
"Yeah he's pretty money."

by Ms. Tit Money January 4, 2012

Mr. Money Tit

The most money of all the tits, Mitt "Mr. Money Tit" Romney. Mr. Money Tit is an anagram of Mitt Romney.

"Hey, make sure to vote today."
"Yep, wouldn't miss my chance to vote for Mr. Money Tit."
"Yeah, he's so money."

by Moneyest Tits January 5, 2012