mr monkey

a large pink fluffy monkey bummed by a young holly wally waffle
Holly Wally Waffle:(screaming)Mr Monkey i love you i dont want to leave you
by El-Pedro December 24, 2008
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Mr Monkey Pants

A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.
"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"
by White Shadows August 08, 2006
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Mr monkey

To down a drink, especially pint, very quickly
He’s only gone and mr monkeyed it.
by Mimickhickory599 January 18, 2023
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