mr hands 

A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg

"Oh man, did you see that video Mr Hands?"
"Yes, I can't believe that guy took all that that"

mr hands by SoftAndElegant April 11, 2008

Mr.Hands 

A video that shows a man taking a horse cock in his ass. In the video the man whine and cries until the horse cums in his ass. The sickest thing you will ever see a horse do. But it is also funny because it turns out that the man dies. The horse cock is so big that it rubs through the man's colon and he later dies, but not on video.

Bob: Hey Bill watch Mr.Hands it is so funny.

Bill: O.K. it sounds cool.
(next day)
Bob: Did you watch it.

Bill: Yeah, I though it was really cool. I wanna try it.

Mr.Hands by Aeilspear March 1, 2008

Mr.Hands 

The horse that fucked a man to death,
Also used to describe a man who has been widowed many times

Holy shit did you see the mr.hands video?

man that guy is a Mr.Hands

Mr.Hands by Tishkolegpu December 18, 2007

Mr Hands Moment 

When you violently get fucked/fuck a horse

Person 1: I just had a Mr Hands Moment at the ranch
Person 2: What in the cinnamon toast fuck is wrong with you?

Mr Hands Moment by Ihavemanymrhandsmoments June 5, 2022

Mr Helping Hands 

Someone who comes to help you finish a job,screws everything up and makes more work for you.

1. Oh great! Here comes Mr helping hands.

2. Mr helping hands came over and f’deverything up!
3. It was the end of the day and everything was looking sweet. The boss sent Mr helping hands over to help finish up and he f’d everything up.

Mr Helping Hands by Imtiredoftypingnow June 29, 2018

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy 

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson 

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson by Rusty86 May 25, 2009