mouth gear

a dildo for your mouth. comes in many flavors. grape. lemon. pineapple. you name it.

I got this new mouth gear that my dentist recommended.

by KendallWendell July 1, 2008

Mouthgarbage

In magic patter is mouthgarbage

They are words that should not be said because they are useless, stupid, and irrelevant talk pollution

ex.1 Magicians use mouthgarbage to hide the fact that they have no technical card skill.

ex.2 With a few cheap tricks easily bought at any magic site and some mouthgarbage you can qualify yourself as a skilled card magician.

ex.3 Brian Tudor uses no mouthgarbage in his routine, he is trully skilled with cards

by Generation eXtreme July 27, 2009

Mouthguard Angry

An unique state of rage charcterized by the need to insert a mouth guard in order to protect oneself from biting through one's lower jaw.

Vos got mouthguard angry again last night when his room flooded.

by Saucemous Maximus April 29, 2009

mouthguard

Placing your flaccid penis into a woman's mouth and bending it in a 'U' shape like a mouth-guard.

Beth would not shut the hell up last night so I gave her a mouthguard.

by Seekerjk September 27, 2007

MoGo Mouthguard

The world's first flavored mouthguard. Patented technology enables MoGo to embed the flavor right into the plastic resin – effectively the flavor and plastic polymers become one. As long as the plastic retains its integrity, the flavor lasts after repeated use.

Last night I wore my MoGo Mouthguard for the first time at football practice and the flavor was unbelievable!

by MoGo Sport August 16, 2011

Surprise Mouthguard

When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.

hey cameron wanna play surprise mouthguard?

by C@mer0n_Br0wn February 12, 2018

Mouthguard

A phrase used to describe someone/something that is so gay that normal words dont suffice. The implication is that the person/scenario/object is comparable to being viciously rammed up the down pipe, a situation in which a mouthguard is preferable.

"That pink shirt is really mouthguard dude."
"get your stupid mouthguard dog off me, its trying to roger my drainpipes."

by Cycrowavemurry January 24, 2008