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motherflubber 

motherflubber a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when the use of motherfucker is inappropriate or unwanted
my neighbors dog shit on my porch and he refuses to clean it up what a motherflubber
motherflubber by bluebear May 17, 2020

motherflucker 

Friend: are you a mothafucka
Me: nah I'm a motherflucker

Mother Fluffer 

a substitute for mother fucker.

pretty much the pussy way of talking smack.
Bob: ur gay

Fred: what did you say mother fluffer?

Bob: woah, ur too hard core for me.
Mother Fluffer by that evil giraffe November 15, 2011

Mothersnuffer 

i.e. Mothersnuffing, mothersnuffin', mothersnuff

An offshoot of motherfucker where one kills a mother, instead of only fucking her.
Guy #1: Bro, I totally found a MILF last night. Banged the shit out of her, then strangulated her with her titties.

Guy #2: You mothersnuffer, you.
Mothersnuffer by MelodicFourthReich October 30, 2010

Mother Fluffer 

A child-friendly term used to describe a cat (or really anybody) that is acting out of line.
*cat eats my charger and breaks it*
Me: Kitty, stop being such a mother fluffer!
Mother Fluffer by FriendsFan723 January 3, 2017

motherfluxer 

a term used by a flux gentlemen when talking to a close friend or loved one. As if to say that this person is so awesome that youd be proud for them to be your mother.
zuuup motherfluxer your looking fluxed of your face motherflux
motherfluxer by thegamewinner December 27, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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