2thaPorch's definitions

Geografalsify

To try and say you're some where based on other landmarks nearby and it's not where you say because where you say isn't by what you see.

This is my city bro you cant geografalsify shit on me I know what's across the street from Burger King it ain't the days inn it's the rodeway

by 2thaPorch November 19, 2019

Motherfapper

one who goes around fingerbanging peoples mothers

everytime he rolls a joint it smells like poontang, that motherfapper!.

by 2thaPorch July 31, 2020

manwonizer

A woman who womanizes her man. A Violent Maneater.

I got beat up by my wife again, she is such a manwonizer.

by 2thaPorch October 30, 2017

Kleptchoctonaut

One who is addicted to stealing chocolate on an astronomical scale

George is not just a chocoholic, he is a kleptchoctonaut!

by 2thaPorch September 14, 2021

craugher

when someone who is crying hears something funny, laughs and cries at the same time.

my son is such a craugh-baby every time he gets hurt i tell a joke and the craughter begins. that little craugher

by 2thaPorch February 10, 2023

terraprised

Terrifyingly surprised.

Team Green thought they were gonna win the race until the Yamaha rider terraprised them on the last lap and won by a cunt hair!

by 2thaPorch February 23, 2021

To tha Porch

At 4:20 it's where John goes and tells the world via Facebook

419pm- meh
420pm- TO THA PORCH!!!!!

by 2thaPorch February 23, 2021