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Definitions by 2thaPorch

The art of spitting rhyming lyrics over bluegrass instrumentals
Have you heard of the new genre of music where its rapping over bluegrass, its called bluegraps
Bluegraps by 2thaPorch December 17, 2024

craugher 

when someone who is crying hears something funny, laughs and cries at the same time.
my son is such a craugh-baby every time he gets hurt i tell a joke and the craughter begins. that little craugher
craugher by 2thaPorch February 10, 2023

Kleptchoctonaut 

One who is addicted to stealing chocolate on an astronomical scale
George is not just a chocoholic, he is a kleptchoctonaut!
Kleptchoctonaut by 2thaPorch September 14, 2021

To tha Porch 

At 4:20 it's where John goes and tells the world via Facebook
419pm- meh
420pm- TO THA PORCH!!!!!
To tha Porch by 2thaPorch February 23, 2021

terraprised 

Terrifyingly surprised.
Team Green thought they were gonna win the race until the Yamaha rider terraprised them on the last lap and won by a cunt hair!
terraprised by 2thaPorch February 23, 2021

Motherfapper

one who goes around fingerbanging peoples mothers
everytime he rolls a joint it smells like poontang, that motherfapper!.
Motherfapper by 2thaPorch July 31, 2020

Geografalsify 

To try and say you're some where based on other landmarks nearby and it's not where you say because where you say isn't by what you see.
This is my city bro you cant geografalsify shit on me I know what's across the street from Burger King it ain't the days inn it's the rodeway
Geografalsify by 2thaPorch November 19, 2019