Mathboy is the iPhone App Store's best customer because every time a game is released he buys it before anyone else and "cracks" it, this cracking takes the form of running a readily available program on his newly purchased app and adding his 'name' to fllename before uploading it to a file sharing site. Presumably he does this because he likes to imagine thousands of thieves think he is somehow cool. They don't care, they just want free stuff.
When I finally track down Mathboy IRL I will shove his jailbroken iPhone up his ass sideways.
Motoboy's are the backbone to all the dirty work in the country that people don't want to do. For example, Sitting and watching someone's vehicle while they're inside doing what knows. They clean and do everything basically that most people don't want to do. They get paid cheaply but, they're god damn hard workers!
The motoboy was waiting at the trucker's truck, Making sure no one would try to steal any of the shipment. He waited there for hours till the trucker was done with what he needed to be done.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.