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*ahem* monster of the cum.
dude*wathing - stuff*

brother: walks in"hey your such a motc
dude: u h .
motc by ur mommmmy is gayyyy February 8, 2022
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When you can't decide which word best suits the bitch or moll, combine.
She's constantly annoying me! That stupid motch!
Motch by Ghozetti November 3, 2016
an annoying loud loser that no one likes. they eat alot and tend to steal food off others. usually found playing computer games, sleeping or watching tv. no one likes them
John is so motch, he annoys the crap out of me
motch by Asley Asley November 3, 2009

Hotchy Motchy 

Exclamation of surprise or excitement, usually involving food or nice looking females
"Hotchy Motchy, free meatballs!", exclaimed the Bishop.
Hotchy Motchy by Chris Lawson June 17, 2003
MOTCW=Master of the clean wipe

Its what you call yourself when you got to the toilet and do a poo and it comes out without leaving any residue on your bum and you use toilet paper to wipe but the toilet paper remains clean.
David: (returning from the bathroom) MOTCW
Madi: Nice!
MOTCW by Madave September 14, 2011

motcontrol

The remote control

Mot. Con. trol.

Never aff it

(FTQ)
Here maw where’s the motcontrol I canny get the porn off the screen .
motcontrol by Sasssssssssssy July 29, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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