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A place where dogs cannot have a shite or piss in peace.
Usually you'd come across the question "is Stamford road closed?"
Looks beautiful but best not own a car here. It'll get pinched by the time you've brewed up in the morning
You ever been to Mossley?
Yeah had to walk 10 miles back home, car got robbed
Mossley by user298 June 1, 2023

lacey mosley 

The totally, awesome talented singer of the band Flyleaf.

Throughout her earlier years, she was an outspoken atheist. At age ten, she began dabbling in drugs, and at thirteen fell into it even worse. "I was trying to figure out who I was and anything to separate me from my family, or to separate me from my situation at home was good to me," Mosley said. "It was like a warzone going home."

When she was fourteen years old, she received a bass guitar for Christmas and began playing Nirvana and Green Day songs with her brother who played guitar.

At sixteen, Mosley was kicked out of her home after a fight with her mother involving the police, and moved to Gulfport, Mississippi to live with her grandparents. There she attended high school and joined a band that was in need of a bass player. She went on to sing for the band, and picked up guitar so she could write her own songs.

During that same year, she went through bouts of depression and had suicidal tendencies. "I lost my boyfriend, I lost my brothers and sisters that I watched every day, and I lost my drugs that I did. I really felt like that was the end," she said. "So I decided to kill myself the next day." After her grandmother forced her to go to church, Mosley experienced something supernatural that brought her to God. "My life totally changed after that."

"I used to be in a really negative band, and that seemed to almost fuel my emptiness because that's what the songs were about." After a while, she quit the band and began playing by herself.

After visiting her mother in Arlington, she formed a new band and ended up staying in the town rather than returning to Mississippi. Eventually, they disbanded and Mosley moved to Temple, Texas where she met drummer James Culpepper. They began writing songs with Lacey on guitar as they searched for a bass player. Eventually, Jared Hartmann and Sameer Bhattacharya called Lacey and asked if she would like to audition for their band, Sporos. She ended up not getting the spot.

Later on, Sporos broke up, and Jared and Sameer joined James and Lacey in a band called Listen. They went through two bass players before they found Pat Seals and became Passerby. In June of 2004, the band changed their name to Flyleaf.

(courtesy wikipedia)

She grew up in my neighborhood and is a legend in herself among us.

Sadly, many poseurs see "I'm so sick" on MTV and immediately adopt flyleaf as the "BEST BAND EVER!LYK OMG!!1!!1"
MTV: Here is flyleaf, I'm so sick, which we have always been playing flyleaf, we are totally punk rock, 'cuz we play miss murder and Wingsof a butterfly.... Yeah.... Rock on..Lacey Mosley will be in our studio this friday, everyone knows she loves MTV.

Me: *Slowly pulls out knife*
lacey mosley by Ailidh July 7, 2006

william moseley 

An actor from England who is best known for playing "Peter Pevensie" in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe." At the end of the movie he and his brother and sisters are made kings and queens of Narnia.
"And to the clear northern skies, King Peter the Magnificent. Once a king or Queen of Narnia, always a king or queen."
~Aslan talking about William Moseley's character, Peter.

Moseley Leisure Pirate 

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.

The Xander Mosley Effect 

When, in a desperate bid for the slightest shred of attention, one attempts to emulate Ben Shapiro in every way, while appropriately remaining as ignorant as possible. Common signs include sharing PragerU and Turning Point USA videos, as well as complaining about cancel culture or political correctness. The subject may also exhibit extreme disdain to LGBTQ+ people for existing, or coat themselves in Trump merchandise as a defensive mechanism to sidestep the societal requirement to develop a personality. The term applies doubly so when one is gay until the second that Donald J. Trump is sworn into office. Derived from the name of conservative thinker/writer and professional dipshit Xander Mosley.
Wait, so you're saying Jacob was gay until Trump took office and now he said he was straight on Louder with Crowder? Sounds like that guy's got a serious case of the Xander Mosley Effect.

William Moseley 

British actor who plays the part of Peter Pevensie in the Chronicles of Narnia movies.

Probably the most insanely gorgeous, ridiculously intelligent, awfully sweet person in the world. Also happens to be hung like a horse.
1.) "Brits belong with Brits, such as William Moseley and myself, seeing as I'm actually on the same intelligence level as he is and, sadly, you are probably not."

2.) "William Moseley's wonderful accent simply makes me want to melt with ecstasy."