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That deep screaming burn in your ass you get after eating taco bell and buttchugging a bottle of vodka then absolutely shitting your brains out for an hour constantly painting the bowl and washing it away until you cry for your pocket pussy to get some pleasure in your life.
Bro last night brain died he had a mosltov so bad he tied bricks to himself and jumped in the river to try and get the burn to go away; he came to me as a ghost crying that he shoulda jumped into milk because he still has that DEEP anal burn.
mosltov by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018
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That deep screaming burn in your ass you get after eating taco bell and buttchugging a bottle of vodka then absolutely shitting your brains out for an hour constantly painting the bowl and washing it away until you cry for your pocket pussy to get some pleasure in your life.
Bro last night brain died he had a mosltov so bad he tied bricks to himself and jumped in the river to try and get the burn to go away; he came to me as a ghost crying that he shoulda jumped into milk because he still has that DEEP anal burn.
mosltov by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018
The pinnacle of human greatness. A comrade. A leader of the people. A defender of the weak and a destroyer of corruption. A savior.
Mostov....what everyone in the world strives to be.
Mostov by IAMSOAMAZINGAWESOME March 1, 2009

Moseltov 

Another word for kudos or congratulations
Moseltov on your new baby!
Moseltov by Fueledby... June 20, 2008

mosoltov 

a jew werd meaning congratulations; or good luck!
Mosoltov buddy,you finally found the courage to ask her out!
mosoltov by hehe;of course me April 6, 2009

Mosoltov Cocktail 

Fancy liquor concoctions served at Jewish Celebrations
Portnoy made sure the bartenders at his son's Bris served their delicious mosoltov cocktails AFTER ceremony!

mostlove 

Most love is an American phrase which comes from the root most and the root love.

Definition: the one who loves the most.

The epitome of the most love.

There can be no greater love from one being to the next.


In a sentence: Rachel always wins in the mostlove contest with Randy.
Rachel always wins in the mostlove contest with Randy.
mostlove by violetgloxina April 22, 2009
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