mosguidos

In a social setting, it's known as a pack or swarm of guidos that will not leave you alone. They're annoying, like mosquitoes during the summer.

Any time this bar has a drink special, this place always gets filled with mosguidos. Because every other guy has sunglasses, popped collars, and looks like he's from "Jersey Shore".

by HwachaGot January 16, 2010

mosquitos

Bloodsucking insects from hell.

Me: These damned mosquitos are eating me alive! They're like thousands of mini-Draculas!

by Righteous Thumb February 27, 2009

mosquitos pee hole

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.

Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

mosquido

A phrase used to describe someone who shows the ‘chief eagles’characteristics commonly referred to as “Mosquido”. Who was the wisest species on the universe.

O myy, she’s such a mosquido!

by Gaboskas! November 22, 2021

Secret mosquitos

I can't fucking see them! I'm covered in bumps and there's nothing there!

Brian got fucked up by secret mosquitos last night. I fear they'll be back for more tonight.

by iiexistential June 21, 2006

Mosquitos

Lawyers in insect form.

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.

by P4RZ1V4L May 15, 2018

mosquitos

The assholes of Nature.

1. aye, whats that sound
2. which sound?
1. this squeeking high sound
2. oh thats a flying asshole
1. ohhhh mosquitos

by ruffy123 March 28, 2022