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A badass guy that can steal your girl, beat your ass, and read a book at the same time.
"Don't mess with Moru, or he'll beat your ass into an unrecognizable pulp."
Moru by MMMmMMmMMMMm...- April 9, 2020
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Moru is a mythological being made of Dreams, Drugs, Ducks and Dicks, huge dicks.

Once upon a time Moru was raped by MARA and his life became a hole of depravation and lasciviousness. His life was permanently linked to Rhum.

Moru's natural habitat is the Reign of PITIS, where HE is LORD and MASTER, and no one coughs at him.

He likes to punish with leaflets every bad woman he divises from the MARAMOVIL. This hobby is known as practicing the MARAPATRULLA.
MORU loves bukkake and HE is PITIS national champion.

There is a prophecy which says: "The day in which Moru pronounces the forbidden word BAOBAB, Mariel will make MARAmeatballs".

His sly behaviour has to do with his conspicuous way of life; his archrival MARA prefers to show his NABO (dick).

If anyone was brave enough to gainsay MORU, he will be asdrubaled by MARA, who will end this act by eating the infractor's NABO.
"MORU is the bees knees"
"MORU is a pimp"
"MORU samples rhum"
"MORU is armed, be careful with his knife".
Moru by matruazuela2 July 23, 2009
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An aesthetic popular on the social media website tumblr, typically consisting of photos with a light haze over them, angels, statues, pastel paintings, cemeteries, knives, dolls and/or doll parts, blood, and light gore. Morute encompasses a variety of styles, primary soft pastel and gothic/morbid with a chilling, mysterious vibe. The term 'morute' is an amalgamation of the words 'morbid' and 'cute', which defines the aesthetic.

The term was coined by tumblr blogger, 47cm, in early 2017.

Nicole Dollanganger, a singer who fits this aesthetic very well both lyrically and appearance-wise, is known to be one of the people whom had assisted in making this a popular aesthetic.
follow for more morute aesthetic posts ~
morute by ouchwinwin February 27, 2017
The last name of a blessed and bright Eye girl, who has a great future ahead of her.
When Moruza was young she wondered if she wanted to become a Dr., Lawyer, Country Singer, go into Aeronautics, or into electrical engineers, or run for the Presidency.
It means "old" in turkish slang.
Hey Moruk! Whats up!
Lan moruk, ne haber?
Moruk by lannbr May 25, 2010
(verb) To abuse somthing or to dominate it.
You sure moruded that presidential election.
Morud by Mo-willi November 19, 2012
Moruya is a small river port on the south coast of New South Wales, Australia, significant in it's status as the only place in the world where more than 50% of the population can be identified by speed limit I.Q.s and a lack of opposable thumbs.
"The native Moruyan, curiousin it's feeding habits, uses one head to eat moths and the other to inhale the fumes of the most hazardous aromatic solvents"

¬Sir David Attenborough
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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