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mortii ma-tii

Mortii ma-tii ( your mother's dead relatives)

Is the daily curse of romanians ,they are usually using it as "fuck your mother's dead relatives - (futu-ti mortii ma-tii) to express dissatisfaction ,pain or just saying it random for no sense.
*Walking around the house, I suddenly hit my finger in the corner of the bed*

"FUTU-TI MORTII MA-TII WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BED ,WHO THE FUCK PUT YOU HERE?!"

Morții mă-tii 

It can be used as a swear or as a answer to a question when you don't know what to answer but you consider the other person stupid.

It is translated literaly by "your dead mothers people"
Exampels:

Ce morții mă-tii vrei? / What the fuck do you want?

-Cum de a lovit maşina? / How did he hit the car?
-Morții mă-sii?! / I don't know,but he is stupid.
Morții mă-tii by Guşteru April 17, 2019

mortii mati 

"dute-n mortii mati"
mortii mati by pussylover1112 December 4, 2022

Morții Mā-tii 

A common Romanian swear word that is pretty offensive,saying to someone this is pretty bad it means (ur dead relatives) Morții - Dead

Mā-tii - Dead Relatives (originaly it means ur mums but in translation to english thid is the most fair tearms)
Du-te în Morți Mā-tii (Go to ur dead relatives) Du-te - Go în - In (some things cant translate from Romanian to english properly thats some words means the most aprropiate deffinition to the respective word.) Morții Mā-tii

wigger mortis 

When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state
wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was
wigger mortis by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.
Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*
Richard and Mortimer by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017
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