mortero 

A graned launcher that is made of fireworks

It can kill you
It is illegal in Nicaragua

Watch out for the mortero

mortero by NOT RUCHO November 26, 2018

mortereve 

Mortereve is a combination of "MORning, afTERnoon, and EVEning," used as a greeting in international/ multi-time-zone contexts (such as an Internet forum or conference call).

First used on www.narniaweb.com c. 2006.

I logged onto the forum and wished my friends from New Zealand , the UK, and the US a Good Mortereve.

mortereve by berninbush July 20, 2017

Alex J Montero 

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!

You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!

Alex J Montero by J MONTERO'S BIGGEST FAN May 18, 2022

A Morter 

A person who is easily angered, very dramatic and likes to talk a lot. He is also very sensitive to things and has a tough time getting over issues and letting things go.

Cheney punched Bush out because Bush was being a Morter.

A Morter by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

Montero 

A very smart person with sexual body features

You made a 100% on the test you are very montero

Montero by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015

montero 

a song about fucking satan

welcome to montero daddy

montero by hottie who defined montero May 1, 2021

Montero 

Montero Know as lil nas x
Also a banger tbh and a song that caused all the Christians to get hella mad and also brought us some fire satan shoes. But Fr montero(call me by your name) is a fucking vibe.And involves lil nas x giving the devil a lap dance

Christian friend-ughhh I hate lil nas x’s new song montero
Me-honestly it’s a vibe and I kinda got those shoes...
Christian friend-YOURE GOING TO HELL
Me-okay

Montero by I-love-lil-nas-x🤪💀 April 11, 2021