Montero

A very smart person with sexual body features

You made a 100% on the test you are very montero

by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015

montero

a song about fucking satan

welcome to montero daddy

by hottie who defined montero May 1, 2021

Montero

Montero Know as lil nas x
Also a banger tbh and a song that caused all the Christians to get hella mad and also brought us some fire satan shoes. But Fr montero(call me by your name) is a fucking vibe.And involves lil nas x giving the devil a lap dance

Christian friend-ughhh I hate lil nas x’s new song montero
Me-honestly it’s a vibe and I kinda got those shoes...
Christian friend-YOURE GOING TO HELL
Me-okay

by I-love-lil-nas-x🤪💀 April 11, 2021

Montero

A banger, like seriously. It's about being w/ a significant other and wanting to get closer (with some horndog lines) I've been listening to this song on loop and the lyrics be stuck in my mind. Seen a lot of yaoi AMVs with this song, and it fits well- Ok, but in all seriousness I would not come over if you call me when you want--

"Lil nas X has a great song, it's like somethin bout a name?"
"Yeah it's called Montero."

by koror June 21, 2021

Montero Hill

The hottest, coolest, prettiest person on this earth 🥵👌🏽😩

Montero Hill is hot

by Stream montero November 29, 2021

montero the album

Litteraly the album of the year 2021 (by Lil Nas X) 😍

Stream Montero the album aoty

by Stream montero February 10, 2022

Alex J Montero

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!

You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!

by J MONTERO'S BIGGEST FAN May 18, 2022