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Who Wants to Be a Moronionaire 

A game show parody hosted by David Zinkin on alt.tv.game-shows from February to August of 2000 to combat the idiots of the group. It is a satire of the hit ABC quiz show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Spoofs of many classic game shows were part of this satire.
Keep feeding trolls and posting things you can't prove, and you'll wind up on Who Wants to Be a Moronionaire!
The ancient, lost Book of the Stupid. Written and given over to humanity by He-Who-Is-Unutterably-Dense. The tome was bound in the skins of ancient bananas. Legend tells us that only the greatest idiots may open its covers without losing every iota of intellect they ever bore. The mind of any other will be blasted to drivel. Fortunately, this leaves most of planet Earth's current inhabitants perfectly safe.

The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).
A: "Oh look, it's the fabled Moronicon! Wonder what it says... gggghhhhhhhh *Drool*"
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."
Moronicon by handcrafter November 28, 2013

moronicness

To spill a glass of water over your laptop at 2am and then take 30 minutes to wonder why it won't work.
the moronicness of spilling water and not realising it is just moronic!
moronicness by tristabella October 18, 2010
"I woke up dead to the world and had no idea I didn't lift up the toilet seat when I pee'd...definately having a moronin"
moronin by MeLJ05 July 2, 2008

moronadon 

An idiot or retard who has a very small brain capacity similar to a dinosaur.
Chodester is a moronadon for not realizing he is gay.
moronadon by Scrotie Jones. October 14, 2011

moronian 

I would like to translate this to your language for better understanding but I don't speak moronian.
moronian by Osmone Everony August 7, 2017