The ancient, lost Book of the Stupid. Written and given over to humanity by He-Who-Is-Unutterably-Dense. The tome was bound in the skins of ancient bananas. Legend tells us that only the greatest idiots may open its covers without losing every iota of intellect they ever bore. The mind of any other will be blasted to drivel. Fortunately, this leaves most of planet Earth's current inhabitants perfectly safe.
The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).
The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).
A: "Oh look, it's the fabled Moronicon! Wonder what it says... gggghhhhhhhh *Drool*"
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."
by handcrafter November 28, 2013
Get the Moronicon mug.Worse than just being a moron, it's more like being a moron & a convict, thus being a moronicon. Perhaps it's a moron convicted of committing a really stupid crime, like robbing a bank while naked.
That guy sure is a Moronicon, I heard that he robbed a bank while naked & drove away on a bicycle where he was shortly after apprehended by the police.
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Get the moronicity mug.someone that has a bad hairdoe, usually acts like a moron and smells of jizz. commonly known as the retarded asshole that usually ruins the highlight of your day
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Get the moronic jizzrag mug.when something someone does is obtrusivly stupid. It is often preceded by the word "utter". This word comes from the word moron. It is basicly the same as stupidity only funnier to say.
person 1: "Im going to tease that wild rabid bear with huge claws and see if it catches me"
person 2: "WHAT!? that just utter moronicy!"
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The labour party's policies are just utter moronicy
person 2: "WHAT!? that just utter moronicy!"
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The labour party's policies are just utter moronicy
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