someone that has a bad hairdoe, usually acts like a moron and smells of jizz. commonly known as the retarded asshole that usually ruins the highlight of your day
when something someone does is obtrusivly stupid. It is often preceded by the word "utter". This word comes from the word moron. It is basicly the same as stupidity only funnier to say.
person 1: "Im going to tease that wildrabid bear with huge claws and see if it catches me"
person 2: "WHAT!? that just utter moronicy!"
OR
The labour party's policies are just utter moronicy
Raising your voice at the end of a statement to turn it into a question as typified by valley girls but has spread for beyond to both sexes and even beyond the US.
Typically used to solicit affirmation to an otherwise dull and pointless story.
y'know, so I was wanting a BMW but i actually got an Audieee
Why does Melissa speak like that, has she had a stroke?
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.