Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.
I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!
by unclemongoose@gmail.com August 22, 2017
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Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.
Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.
by faghilon July 8, 2020
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a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.
Person 1: What is that noise??
Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.
Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*
Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.
Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*
by Goofier October 5, 2025
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