Mr. Jenkins, I Love you!! Your my best friend!
by unclemongoose@gmail.com November 30, 2018
Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.
I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!
by unclemongoose@gmail.com August 22, 2017