morning goo

When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.

Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.

by MorningWood69 August 10, 2009

Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"

This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"

by Respectlmno34 April 26, 2011

Morning Goodness

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007

Good morning nap time

when you wake up in the morning, and you take a nap because your still tired

*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*

by daethnotez September 20, 2009

Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS

by olliedidthis May 23, 2018

Good morning piss

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

by uziman55 June 18, 2011

good morning, God bless

when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.

by rhsone May 23, 2018