morning goo 

When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.

Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.

morning goo by MorningWood69 August 10, 2009

Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"

This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"

Goo Morning by Respectlmno34 April 26, 2011

Morning Goodness 

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

Morning Goodness by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007

Good morning nap time 

when you wake up in the morning, and you take a nap because your still tired

*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*

Good morning nap time by daethnotez September 20, 2009

Good Morning and God Bless 

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS

Good Morning and God Bless by olliedidthis May 23, 2018

Good morning piss 

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

Good morning piss by uziman55 June 18, 2011

good morning, God bless 

when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.

good morning, God bless by rhsone May 23, 2018