mornibate

v: erotic stimulation of the genital organs apart from sexual intercourse and especially by the use of the hands...in the morning!

What did you do today?
I mornibated.
When? OH wait, that's already in the word. YAY!

by Isra El August 4, 2007

Mornicator

A person that is most interested in sexual congress during early morning hours.

It's nearly impossible to interest my girlfriend in sex in the evening, but she'll wake me up at 3 am and be all over me. She's definitely a mornicator.

by bourbon legend March 9, 2016

Morningbater

Masturbating before you even get out of bed to your morning pee. This makes your morning pee super intense as you get 2-in-1 i.e. pee and cum.

#Luna became a morningbater because of #Mushu

by Luna’s Mushu February 1, 2021

Mornication

Having sex in the morning

There's nothing better than starting the day out with some Mornication.

by chucka99 November 23, 2010

Moanivated

The ability to moan while having a fake orgasm during sex or oral sex.

Last night I hooked up with JT’s roommate and I
was super moanivated.

by Legslacy24 May 11, 2021

G'mornighternoon

An inclusive term commonly used on online messaging platforms. This term works regardless of what time zone people are messaging from.

I'm heading out to work now, guys, hope you all have a g'mornighternoon!

by Abbomeister October 28, 2022

mortilated

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly

‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand’
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’

by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018