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mornibate 

v: erotic stimulation of the genital organs apart from sexual intercourse and especially by the use of the hands...in the morning!
What did you do today?
I mornibated.
When? OH wait, that's already in the word. YAY!
mornibate by Isra El August 4, 2007
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Mornicator

A person that is most interested in sexual congress during early morning hours.
It's nearly impossible to interest my girlfriend in sex in the evening, but she'll wake me up at 3 am and be all over me. She's definitely a mornicator.
Mornicator by bourbon legend March 9, 2016

Morningbater

Masturbating before you even get out of bed to your morning pee. This makes your morning pee super intense as you get 2-in-1 i.e. pee and cum.
#Luna became a morningbater because of #Mushu
Morningbater by Luna’s Mushu February 1, 2021

Mornication 

There's nothing better than starting the day out with some Mornication.
Mornication by chucka99 November 23, 2010

Moanivated

The ability to moan while having a fake orgasm during sex or oral sex.
Last night I hooked up with JT’s roommate and I
was super moanivated.
Moanivated by Legslacy24 May 11, 2021

G'mornighternoon 

An inclusive term commonly used on online messaging platforms. This term works regardless of what time zone people are messaging from.
I'm heading out to work now, guys, hope you all have a g'mornighternoon!
G'mornighternoon by Abbomeister October 28, 2022

mortilated 

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly
Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand’
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’
mortilated by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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