It's nearly impossible to interest my girlfriend in sex in the evening, but she'll wake me up at 3 am and be all over me. She's definitely a mornicator.

Mornicator by bourbon legend March 9, 2016

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mornibate

v: erotic stimulation of the genital organs apart from sexual intercourse and especially by the use of the hands...in the morning!

What did you do today?
I mornibated.
When? OH wait, that's already in the word. YAY!

mornibate by Isra El August 4, 2007

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Mornication

Having sex in the morning

There's nothing better than starting the day out with some Mornication.

Mornication by chucka99 November 23, 2010

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muricate

Sharp points; prickly.

The muricate edges of the newly fashioned broadsword.

muricate by Larstait November 15, 2003

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Municate

The art of talking to someone while you know what you are saying the one you are talking to has no idea what you are talking about.

I have no idea what he's talking about but he himself sure does. He really knows how to municate.

Municate by Steve52 May 6, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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