morganizing

to be intoxicated and roaming the earth for fellow comrades
but ultimately to drink to find them
also to have a lonely pint or five, to be a drunk and wander alone

'look at that drunk over there just
wandering around the festival by himself'

'Leave him alone, he's just morganizing it'

morganizing by humphryhiggins May 2, 2006

Piers Morganing 

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

Piers Morganing by Rendevous August 17, 2009

Captain Morganing 

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."

Captain Morganing by merulian August 19, 2008

organizing your binder 

giving a hand job

dimitri: caryn will u plz organize my binder=)
caryn:no! im 2 busy playing with my pencil pouch
katie: i dont mind organizing your binder

organizing your binder by sikmind'd October 16, 2010

Organizing money 

Engaging in sexual contact of any sort, though most commonly used in reference to oral sex.

1. "I heard Sam went to church last night!" "That's what you think! She was actually organizing money with her boyfriend!"

2. "I heard Timmy organized money last night!" "Oh my god! Who did he bang?"

Organizing money by Double Gee December 28, 2009

morganing 

to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.

we went morganing at some assholes house and left an entire turkey dinner infested with maggots tied to his mailbox.

morganing by wendy15 June 20, 2007

Meganizing 

- An exclusive adjective to describe megan (and megan only).

- It describes the way how thinking about, or having megan in your sight turns all your thoughts into megan thoughts (instead of megan fox).

S: Megan, you're meganizing.
M: What!?
S: What what?
M: I mean, why?
S: I can't tell you know, all my thoughts are meganized. They're all about you. You're mesmerizing, magnetizing, and meganizing. Your stare is like that of Medusa's, it stonifies me.

Meganizing by Stalker S July 3, 2009