morgan'd

When you take a socially embarrassingly long time to do something.

Dude you totally morgan'd that pint.

morgan'd by masterexploder September 28, 2014

Dexter Morgan'd 

(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant

In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."

I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.

I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.

Dexter Morgan'd by mike87111 January 12, 2013

Captain Morgan'd 

the act of putting your balls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over; or putting your balls in a random person face while shopping trying not to get noticed

Timmy just got Captain Morgan'd by jeremy while picking up his keys up from the ground

Captain Morgan'd by murfdizzle April 9, 2010

craig morgan'd 

getting hammered, drunk, pissed, until you become an absolute state and all your friends make fun of you afterwards.

dude: "dude, you got completely craig morgan'd last night!"
other dude: "i wasnt that craig morgan'd last night..."
dude: "dude, you signed emile heskey on ultimate team!"

craig morgan'd by squarehead94 January 6, 2012

Morgan Freeman'd 

To dispense generic advice using a low and soothing voice.

I just gave him some generic advice in a low soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd him.

Morgan Freeman'd by Gt_sharon October 2, 2014

Tanner N Morgan Day 

Every year on October 17th it’s the national holiday Tanner N Morgan Day. On this day you eat boo berry waffles and buy hoodies thats it

It’s Tanner N Morgan day i will now eat boo berry waffles and buy a hoodie

Tanner N Morgan Day by Definitely Not Tanner October 18, 2020

Morgan David Bangar

where a man named morgan david bangar places his pube into a ear getting stuck to ear wax to cause irritation

morgan david bangar dropper a pube and maybe went in a ear

Morgan David Bangar by CLIVE DAVIDSON April 2, 2019