Mop Mop
Mop Mop by Pimpthathoe November 10, 2019
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Mop Boy
Mop Boy – Noun: Derogatory slang used to describe the loser working at a porn shop that has video viewing rooms where degenerates beat off and splooge on the floor which must be mopped up right away before drying and staining the floor.
Poor Matt heard the 2 college students say “Hey, Mop Boy, rooms 1 & 2 need cleaning, you better hurry before the cum dries and stains the floor” as the college students left the store laughing.
Mop Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
Mop God
Mop God by Dumb6nitch9ine May 5, 2021
flush mop
A large amount of very thick hair dangling in the toilet bowl - while the individual girl is held upside down - and completely clogging the toilet's trapway after being flushed.
Chic: You would never believe such a wonderful flush mop Bianka has!
Guy: Don't tell me she's clogged your toilet again!?
Guy: Don't tell me she's clogged your toilet again!?
flush mop by verystinkymonkey October 29, 2017
mop yo side
mop yo side by Pinto Creek June 27, 2017
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