Of Scottish/Glaswegian derivation referring to something with an unpleasant scent or lacking freshness. Slightly less severe than its sister term foosty.
You should shower, you're a little bit moosty.
When you return from vacation and need to air out your house. It is moosty.
When you return from vacation and need to air out your house. It is moosty.
by Lu_Lu Divinci January 21, 2010
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by thedalaiLummox August 31, 2010
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To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.
by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004
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A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.
Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.
A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.
Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.
by Jazpur September 30, 2012
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- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
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