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1.You called a Mosty when they are having a blonde moment or a dumb session. If someone is always confused or find things hard to understand they are called 'Mosty'.

2. A other name for a bum chum dog poo fairy
Person One: "Ummm... What's one plus one???"

Personal Two: " Oh My Goodness!! Did you really just ask that?? "

Person One: " Yeah "

Person Two: " You are such a Mosty!! it's two, you bum chum dog poo fairy"
Mosty by cheeseyballlllls December 30, 2012
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A calm guy who is also a gyalist
Man like mosty cmon
Mosty by Mosty322 April 24, 2021
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The unwritten law of modern finances. Wealthy people always pay less than working people.
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mc monty 

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"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

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Mastylock 

When ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. Chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.

Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.

If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.

Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.
"Oh my god Kieran has Mastylock! Its when someone masturbates so much thier hand locks up!"

Jac is a faggot.
Mastylock by bob schumacer April 2, 2011
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