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1.You called a Mosty when they are having a blonde moment or a dumb session. If someone is always confused or find things hard to understand they are called 'Mosty'.

2. A other name for a bum chum dog poo fairy
Person One: "Ummm... What's one plus one???"

Personal Two: " Oh My Goodness!! Did you really just ask that?? "

Person One: " Yeah "

Person Two: " You are such a Mosty!! it's two, you bum chum dog poo fairy"
Mosty by cheeseyballlllls December 30, 2012
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Mosty by Mosty322 April 24, 2021

MOSTY TOE 

MOSTY TOE is only summon at 4:34am

how to

Drink 5 bottles of water
Rub your toes for 5 mins

And sat MOSTY TOE 15 times loud
MOSTY TOE by GibbsYT November 12, 2022

poor people pay the most 

The unwritten law of modern finances. Wealthy people always pay less than working people.
The#1 law of finances. The Donald always pays less than Mark the welder for everything. Rich people always pay less than poor people
#1 unwritten law of finances.
Fat cat's pay less or are compted just so a product or service can claim they have served the upper etchilon.. or poor people pay the most.

mc monty 

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.
"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"
mc monty by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020

most addictive game play now 

"most addictive game play now!!!!"
shut up

Mastylock 

When ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. Chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.

Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.

If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.

Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.
"Oh my god Kieran has Mastylock! Its when someone masturbates so much thier hand locks up!"

Jac is a faggot.
Mastylock by bob schumacer April 2, 2011